Barffie is 27 this year and she's happily married to a fun, silly man... Living in the far west with their 2 cats, 2 rabbits and 2 chinchillas... Life is good! She loves arty movies, kool consumer electronics, enjoys singing and appreciating music, travelling (she could have more of that... in the pipeline is Tokyo, Hong Kong, Melbourne, Spain, Greece, Italy!), good food, photography and her Mac. =)
Sheesh I didn’t realise I am so shameless to extort stuff from my reader. My bad my bad. HAHAAH!
1. Alright I don’t need to know that. Ugh!
2. A retro lamp. Or a wall clock (nono pantang!). How about some… Never mind a RETRO lamp in RED is good
3. Um. He’ll love me no matter what fugly dress I wear okie!!!!
4. WHAT?! Are you sure this is even TRUE?! Bullshit!
1. I am the Regurgitator. I regurgitated last night’s meal essence from my rear end.
2. What do you need? I not rich man.
3. Who said anything about coming in between you and jeffery? My object is to that horrid thing called a swan dress.
On a lighter note, I bumped into the same girl in my office building today, in the lift. She works 8 floors above me. Just me and her…….. and my flatulence which I left just before I walked out.
Regurgitator 2
pretty girl who thinks she’s the bomb 0
Regurgitator: You meanie!!!!!!! She will definitely blog about you the disgusting guy who farted in her face!!!! That is if she has a blog. -_- You should be Flatulencer not Regurgitator liao!
Yay! Buy something for my house prease! I’ll invite you to my housewarming if you don’t mind appearing HAHAHA!
No one can get between me and Jeffwee!!! Bleah!
Buy things back for you? Small things pls. I like to travel light.
ROM also need best man what. Otherwise there will be no one to object.
Not the whole starbucks. I stood next to her and pretended to get an sms on the phone. Of course, I conveniently sprayed away into her face.
It was quite smelly as I could see the absolute shock on her face when she got a wiff of it. Thank the good lord for osmosis.
Regurgitator: BLEAH! Go HK and Korea nair say! Can I be your friend? Buy things back for me next time hor!
Anyway it’s a swan dress! It’s NICE!!!!! Bleah. No wedding no best man lah. It’s ROM, you hear me? ROM! 
Silent Killer? Wah can cover the Starbucks smell you must be damn power lor
You are a weirdo!
Caleb: Ya lor. Special right!
wah, quite nice hor….
Sorry Barffie, been away in Hong Kong and Korea on business for the last one and a half weeks.
Of course your wedding dress has to be pwetty, you wouldn’t want your husband to say “who?”
Now after looking closely at that dress and noticing that there is a swan’s or duck’s head attached to the dress, I sincerely apologise and would like to amend all comments to “who the fuck?” instead of just “Who?”
Oh, it’s about drawing near to your wedding. Have you decided on a best man? As long as there is alcohol and bed to sleep in after I kindly volunteer my services.
Today there was a pretty girl at Starbucks. She was very pretty and she wanted everyone to know it. So I showed her how pretty I thought she was. I gave her a very good “silent killer”. She moved seats after that.
It’s a good day:D
AHhaahah no way! Eat fried egg maybe!!!
are you gonna lay an egg to?
Regurgitator: Where have you been! I missed your funnily long comments
Anyway that dress is nice okie! Not the one she wore to the Oscars but the one on the album, sans innerwear lah! Nice what! So special!
No la I won’t have the money to bid for the dress for charity! Then again, can make one hor? Nice leh! I am a little weird like that. Yet I would like my wedding dress pwetty not weird. Tank kew welly much.
BTW Bjork is from Iceland!!!
I am fashion-dead. If you were my wife in that dress, I’d say “who?”
If you were my girlfriend in that dress, I’d say “who?”
If we were alone at home, I’d hike that dress up and give it to you……
I no like Bjork the weird norwegian ( who cares where she comes from ) fuck.
To end on a nicer note, I extend my blessings to you on your wedding day. If that is your wedding dress, again I’d say “who?”
Ya lor! So bizarre!
NICE !